my talents include voluminous farts and meowing at inappropriate times

29th July 2014

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hackerqueenskye:

elvisgal:

princess mittens wanted some of my pancakes

YOU NAMED YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE KITTY BABY PRINCESS MITTENS GOODBYE FRIENDS

hackerqueenskye:

elvisgal:

princess mittens wanted some of my pancakes

YOU NAMED YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE KITTY BABY PRINCESS MITTENS GOODBYE FRIENDS

Tagged: that expression tho

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29th July 2014

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queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

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29th July 2014

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affords:

that awkward moment when you spell a word correctly but it looks wrong so you stare at it forever, questioning its existence

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29th July 2014

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professional-bird:

fucksubtle:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

Reformation 2: The Aliening

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

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29th July 2014

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pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.

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29th July 2014

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gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

One of my favourite shows:

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One of my least favourite shows:

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Do you see my problem

Tagged: accurate

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29th July 2014

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adammuo:

daniellemertina:

self-respect is a weird word because you’d think it means “having respect for yourself” but it’s mostly used in terms of whether or not a person is acting in a way that makes them respectable to everybody but themselves. 

that is the realest thing i’ve read this morning. 

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29th July 2014

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29th July 2014

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Thank you so much for 200 followers!

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29th July 2014

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everythingbydre:

Why is this so accurate?!?

Tagged: and the you're worrking in teh lab and they come in and it's just a fascinating experience

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